Bonnie was backstage at the Kids Choice Awards waiting for Tre to show up. They didn't know who they were presenting an award to, and Tre had gone to find out. Bonnie was about to go looking for her when she suddenly burst into the room.

"Hanson," she simply stated.

"Huh?" asked Bonnie giving her a weird look.

"Not only are we presenting Hanson with an award, but we are presenting their performance!"

"Hanson or Manson?" asked Bonnie. She hadn't heard Tre too clearly.

"Hanson, don't you think I'd be a little more excited if we were presenting Manson? And besides, this is for Nickelodeon dumbass."

"Oh yeah, duh," replied Bonnie while smacking her head. "So which award are we presenting?"

"Best group I think. And then I think we're giving them awards for best hair, and best clothes."

"Clothes? Are you kidding me?! How? That's impossible!"

"I know, those awful leather pants!! They don't leave that much to the imagination!"

"Tre, remember, you don't need to imagine anymore," laughed Bonnie.

"Ahhhh! I want to forget. NO NO NO!! Evil thoughts run through my mind!"

"So how..."

Tre cut her off,"Castration!!"

"TRE!"

Just then there was a knock on the door and the girls were once again, face to face with Hanson.

"Oh, hey guys! Hey Tay," said Bonnie.

"Chop chop!" Tre sang. Bonnie elbowed her in the ribs.

"OW! Those are still tender Shithead!!" she yelled.

"What was she talking about?" asked Taylor.

"Oh nothing," Tre replied. "So what do you want to come out of for Best group? The shower, the slide, or the popcorn?"

"The slide! Definatly!" said Zac.

"Sounds like fun. We're coming down this elevator thingy," said Tre as she sat down at the make up table. "Make up is supposed to be here any sec." As soon as Tre said this, make up came into the room, thus kicking the boys out.

"Weird seeing them again don't you think?" said Tre.

"Yeah," said Bonnie. She started laughing. "At least it's not under such weird circumstances this time."

"Yeah, we're giving them awards for best group, best hair, AND best CLOTHES."

"Oh dear god," mumbled Bonnie," whoever nominated them for that category must be blind."

"Thanks everyone," said Bonnie into the mike," you've been an incredible audience. KIDS RULE!!"

"Now get out of here, eat lots of candy, buy the new Marilyn Manson CD, and don't forget to say your prayers to Uncle Satan," added Tre while flashing the devil horn sign. "OW!" she yelled as Bonnie smacked her. "Have a good night guys! And say hi to Rosie," she yelled pointing to the camera, causing an enormous amount of applause. "We hope you feel better gal! See ya soon!"

A few months later......
"Hey Bonnie, did you check out the new e-mails yet?" asked Tre as she logged onto her laptop backstage.

"Not yet," she replied.

"Kay." The girls were in New York to do an appearence on Jay Leno. They didn't have anything to do for a while, so Tre started busying herself with the computer, and Bonnie was busy fixing her hair. Both girls were so engrossed in what they were oing, they didn't realize that Hanson had entered the green room where they were.

"I'll be back in a second," said Tre as she set her laptop on the black leather couch. Isaac began tuning his acoustic guitar, Zac was sketching some cartoons, and Taylor was lounging on the couch. He opened his eyes and noticed the computer screen. Something in an e-mail Tre had left open caught his eye. He could've sworn he saw his name, and the words butt and wee-wee. He peered at the screen and saw the following e-mail:

Taylor, out of curiouslity and astonishment, went to the "Taylor's Wee-wee" page.

"Oh my god!" he yelled.

"What?" asked Isaac.

"There...is a webpage dedicated to m...m..."

"You?" asked Zac. "Taylor, there are LOTS dedicated to you."

"No not ME! My...my..."

"Spit it out Taylor!" said Bonnie from the mirror.

"MY DICK!"

"What?" they all questioned.

"My dick. There is a fuckin website out there dedicated to my dick!"

"You have to be kidding me," said Bonnie. "Who would be sick enough to dedicate a page to your....uh....little guy."

"Damn it I'm not kidding! There's a fuckin page dedicated to my fuckin dick!"

"Taylor Hanson such language," teased Isaac. "And that didn't quite come out too great." Tre walked in during Taylor's outburst.

"Who's Taylor fucking?" she asked bluntly referring to his previous comment.

"Nobody, there's a web page dedicated to.." said Zac checking the screen," Taylor's wee-wee?!"

"There's a site for his piss?" Tre asked in disbelief. Obviously she hadn't quite caught on.

"NO! There's a site dedicated to my dick!" he yelled.

"Oh dear god," she said as she put her fingers to her temples. "Hey, how did you get to the site?"

"There was a link in one of your e-mails."

"You were reading my mail?!"

"No, but I saw my name, the words butt, and wee-wee. I had to check it out."

"Wait, there's another sick site?" said Tre as she grabbed the computer. She went back to her mailbox and clicked on the other link. "Oh dear god this is sad!"

"Oh my god, they have a Tay's butt background!" yelled Bonnie.
***Authors' Note: I'm not trashing the site (Bonnie). I find the site hilarious (in a good way I mean) and I happen to think that the background is kinda cute (even if it is Taylor's butt). Last time I gave my opinion on a site I got cussed out, so I just wanted to get that straight***

"Man Tay," said Isaac," I knew people were obsessed with you, but I never thought they worshipped your ass."

"Or your dick," added Tre. Taylor shot them both nasty looks. Before anyone could say another word a PA (Production assistant) came into the room.

"Girls, you're on in five. They need you to wait by the set now," she said.

"Thanks," said Tre and Bonnie in unison.

"Well Tay, I don't know what to tell you," said Tre as she logged off. She started to leave the room and said over her shoulder," If you ever find a site with a link that says 'Naked Pics of Hanson,' go. It's really really funny."

"WHAT??!!" shouted the boys. Tre giggled and waved goodbye. Taylor looked at Isaac, Isaac looked at Zac, Zac looked at both of them, and they all looked at the computer. Yelling, they all jumped on the couch and quickly logged onto AOL. They went straight to yahoo search and started going through every single Hanson fan site there was.

"Guys it's hopeless," said Taylor after ten minutes. "We have to go on soon, and besides, there's no guarantee that it'll be there."

"Aha! I found it!" yelled Zac.

"Where?" asked Isaac.

"Some place called Hanson Rox," he replied. "Are we sure we want to see this?" he asked hesitantly.

"Zac, if there are any, it's not like we don't know what we look like," said Isaac. He took the computer from Zac and clicked on the link. They all jumped when the page started laughing at them.

"Ha ha, tricked ya," Taylor read.

"I knew there wouldn't be any!" exclaimed Zac.

"Yeah right Zac, you believed it," said Isaac.

"Look at the counter!" yelled Taylor. "Over a thousand people want to see us naked!"

"That's sick, that's just plain sick," said Isaac. The PA came back into the room.

"Guys what are you doing? They need you by the set, you're on in two!" he rambled. In less than an mmmbop the boys logged off the computer and dashed out the door.

"More than anything..." sang Isaac, bringing an end to the song. The audience applauded and the boys started to head up to Jay's desk. Tre hopped out of her seat, ran to Isaac and jumped on him, wrapping her legs around his torso.

"You. did. great!!" she yelled giving him an exaggerated kiss on the cheek. Isaac was in shock, he had just barely put his guitar down and the girl of his dreams jumps on him. Tre quickly jumped down and skipped back to her seat. The audience laughed and Jay did the same while watching in amazement.

"So I take it you've met before," he said once Isaac sat down and the audience shut up.

"Twice," Tre simply stated.

"Ah...twice. I don't even get a greeting like that from my wife," he replied. "Okay, let's talk about Hanson now. How are you guys?"

"Good," said Taylor.

"Yeah, we're doing okay," said Isaac.

"How're your brother and sisters doing? How old is Zoë now?"

"There all doing pretty good. Our brother is getting over a cold though. And Zoë is a little over a year old now. I guess she's about 15 months," said Isaac.
Authors' Note: We skipped ahead of time a little, so hopefully most of you know that Zoë is not a year old yet.

"Any girlfriends yet? And be honest, we don't want any scandels starting," said Jay, causing a lot of laughter for some strange reason.

"No, still no girlfriends. We haven't been in one place long enough to actually date someone," said Taylor.

"Well hey, Isaac, you could date Tracylynn over there," said Jay. "If you can handle someone jumping on you every time you perform." Isaac began to blush as he and the rest of the audience chuckled a bit.

"Well you never know what might happen," he replied.

"Oh, don't we dear?" said Tre, giving Isaac an amused expression.

"So," started Jay,"What were you three doing in the dressing room anyway? It took you a bit to get down here."

"Oh," laughed Zac," We were...well surfing." He got up on the coffee table and proceeded to "surf" until Tre grabbed him and started tickling him. Getting back to his seat, he finished," the net."

"Ahh, checking out some fan sites are we?" asked Jay with a teasing voice.

"Actually yes," said Ike, leaning towards the camera. "We learn some amazing things."

"Like?"

"Well I learned that I smoke.." for some reason that made Tre snicker and he looked at her. She smiled telling him to continue. "And that Zac has braces." Zac grinned showing a braceless smile.
Authors' Note: We wrote this when Zac didn't have braces. Although he is getting them. So they might be present as you read this.

Tre piped up. "We also learned that fans out there worship Tay for more than just his...uh...mind." Taylor glared at Tre, she just smiled that "angelic" smile.

"Exactly what else do they worship?" Jay asked slowly.

"Oh, nothing at all. Tre's just making a joke," said Taylor trying to save himself from embarresment, and not doing too great a job of it either.

"Uh-huh, yeah sure thing kid," he said. Silence. "Okay, moving on. How's the new album coming along?"

"It's doing okay, we're still working on which songs we should record. And actually we were thinking of recording a song with LeAnn Rimes. It's a strange match when you think about it, but with her crossover to pop, we thought it'd be a good idea," said Taylor.
Authors' Note: We know, another one. As far as we know, Hanson isn't recording with LeAnn Rimes, we just made it up, so please don't start a rumor off of this. That is all, start reading again.

In the back of Bonnie's head she was thinking,'What's with this guy? Doesn't he ever shut up?'

"LeAnn Rimes, eh? Is this going to be a ballad or a more upbeat song?" asked Jay.

"We were thinking more along the lined of a ballad. LeAnn has a really great voice for it," said Isaac.

"She does have a beautiful voice," he said. "Well thank you guys for coming again, it's always great having you here."

"Thanks for having us," said Zac.

"And thanks to our other guests, Bonnie Martinez and Tracylynn, and Neve Campbell! Good night folks, tomorrow we have Nicholas Cage, buh-bye..."

"So Tracylynn? Who's the mystery guest host for this hour?" asked Ashley, the little girl from "All That". Bonnie and Tre were hosting The Big Help, and it was time for another co-host.

"I don't know Ashley, that's why he or she is a MYSTERY guest," she said sarcastically.

"Well let's bang on the gong and find out," said Bonnie. "You wanna do the honors Tre?"

"Let's do it together, grab a stick thingamabob," she replied. Ashley left to go collect celebrity gum with Lori Beth. "On three..one, two, three!!" BANG. The turntable style wall turned and out walked.....Hanson. Bonnie and Tre stood amazed. Zac ran to them and hugged them both, while screaming like a maniac. Isaac and Taylor followed in Zac's pursuit, only much calmer. The screaming finally died down after two minutes and after Tre screaming "Shut up!" a couple times.

"How's it goin guys?" asked Taylor.

"Godd, wow. How many times have we met now? This maked four I think," said Bonnie.

"Yeah, man. Either they're stalking us..or we're subconciously stalking them...." said Tre mysteriously.

"Did you ever think it could be a coincidence Tre?" asked Bonnie.

"A what? I don't believe in thse. I'm telling you Bonnie, it's a plot..."

"Did she hit her head again?" asked Isaac.

"No, could be the sun, or maybe it's really nothing. We'll figure it out later, but right now we gotta go to commercial. We'll be right back after this..." She announced.

"Wow, this is the most hours ever volunteered in one hour in the history of The Big Help," said Isaac.

"Maybe it's because we have Taylor doing the hard labor," said Tre.

"Oh yeah, sure. Answering phones, we're killing him," said Bonnie.

"Well I suppose maybe beacuse um...his ass is towards the camera?!"

"TRE!!"

"Okay, I don't want to be talking about my little brother's ass," said Isaac.

"Guys shut up! We can't say 'ass' on Nickelodeon!!" said Bonnie.

"bAss bAss bAss!" said Tre jumping around.

"We'llberightbackafterthesemessages!" Bonnie yelled.

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